VTU Exams Model Question Paper
VTU Exam
study=dont fail
dont study=fail
adding both equations, we get…
study (1+dont)= fail (1+dont)
dont study= dont fail
study= fail!!!!
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Patients In A Mental Hospital Joke
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If d patients pass d exam, they will b free to leave d hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for 7 years.
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